So there’s this hot guy that keeps popping up at Comicon, and I just want to lick his face. How do I do that without being a jerk?
Please note: I answer them all, eventually. Let this take you into what is hopefully a delightful weekend.
Ah, yes, the strong, burning desire to lick someone’s face. Who HASN’T been there, am I right?
Alas, I’m a firm believer that all licking — whether face or other body parts — needs to be consensual, so I’m sorry to say that there’s no way to lick this man without being a jerk.